Form of … a Refrigerator

It sounds good to call what I do “freelance.” But it really means that when there’s no work there’s no money. Today started out like any other day. There was no work, so the urge was to pose as a normal housewife. If I’m not bringing home bacon, I might as well clean out the fridge. I thought, “Since the refrigerator is almost empty, I should wipe down the shelves.” I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet … the horror. The horror.

 

“I’m going in.”

Lights Out refrigerator

“Oh my god. Is that …?”

ItsAlive

 

and then the lights went out

game-over

It wasn’t game over.

I survived.

I survived, and I returned.

But I was never the same.

 

Lesson 4: You can – and should – take apart your refrigerator to clean it.

 

This day in my life was brought to you by

Cowboy Bebop, Session 11 “Toys in the Attic.”

One Comment

Got something to say?

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.